1. 29 Sep 2009
    10:02 AM

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???

    lickystickypickyme:

    • Plato: For the greater good.
    • Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
    • Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
    • Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.
    • Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I’ll find out.
    • Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
    • Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
    • Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
    • Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
    • Jack Nicholson: ‘Cause it fucking wanted to. That’s the fucking reason.
    • Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
    • Johnny Cochran: The chicken didn’t cross the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right  under the chicken’s feet while he was practicing his golf swing and thinking about his family.

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    1. dazedandbemused reblogged this from avania
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    5. xthedreamer reblogged this from lickystickypickyme and added:
      WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? Plato:
    6. gabrielloveskristen answered: to get to the other side.(:
    7. insanelywicked answered: They pretty much said it all=)) HAHAHA
    8. yamiii reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    9. flyinglogicmonkey answered: Because he wanted a change of scenery?
    10. flyinglogicmonkey reblogged this from sendchocolate
    11. ekotekoms answered: Because that moment in the chicken’s existence called for it.
    12. berthabutton answered: LMAO. I think the chicken crossed the road just so that this amazing composite of intellectual answers could be put together one day.
    13. dontknowdontcare reblogged this from wakocytosis
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    15. dtfsquared answered: Many possible answers for this.. I actually wrote an essay on it. The most plausible one is that there was chicken vagina on the other side.
    16. heyitsjawknee reblogged this from carafernandez
    17. carafernandez reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    18. blanddiva11 answered: To get laid.
    19. sendchocolate reblogged this from lickystickypickyme and added:
      First joke my daughter ever told. Keep in mind she...butt runned over.
    20. joeandphil reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    21. dobredobre answered: aristotle answered twice.
    22. ilsemariee answered: Bc he wanted to damn it!
    23. fabulouswithatwist reblogged this from precarious-peace
    24. safelycapricious reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    25. butchcomer answered: To get away from Colonel Sanders
    26. suchabeautifulmoment answered: to make people ask questions like “why did the chicken cross the road.”
    27. kiss-kiss reblogged this from yerawizardharry
    28. chantallywally reblogged this from smilesablaze
    29. stefny reblogged this from magicwands
    30. vivalamary answered: LMFAO, ERNEST HEMINGWAY’S AND JACK NICHOLSON’S.
    31. smilesablaze reblogged this from magicwands and added:
      :D YESS! THESE ARE THE ANSWERS I WANT!
    32. ldc-inc answered: Orangina Rouge : PARCEQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    33. yocourtneycourtney answered: To get to the other side.
    34. lovingsnessess reblogged this from yerawizardharry
    35. natlav reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    36. coffeebox answered: To get away from evil farmers.
    37. smigin answered: To get away from the Chick-fil-A Cows
    38. slumsofshaolin reblogged this from noahkai
    39. writersblock reblogged this from noahkai
    40. noahkai reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
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    42. dannikins reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    43. dannikins answered: it was peer pressured into doing it
    44. insanemediocrity reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    45. couldntkeepher answered: To get to the KFC?
    46. avania reblogged this from ignitey0urb0nes
    47. rhad reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    48. mypurpose answered: aristotle is twice…?
    49. amandaadnama reblogged this from yerawizardharry
    50. brokenblossoms reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    51. rachelc reblogged this from abnerlp2
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    53. yufes reblogged this from jewdar and added:
      It didn’t make me laugh but something better than that :D
    54. greenyberry reblogged this from nashedville
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    56. gone2brb answered: because he could not simply walk in to mordor
    57. mattieoh answered: I dream of a world where chickens can cross streets without having their motives questioned.
    58. nashedville reblogged this from yerawizardharry
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    60. missrigby reblogged this from jewdar and added:
      I
    61. norifm answered: Hamlet:That is not the question.
    62. timeofyoursong reblogged this from jewdar
    63. jewdar reblogged this from yerawizardharry
    64. toukon reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    65. ignitey0urb0nes reblogged this from yerawizardharry and added:
      OMG so much win!!!
    66. vanessasix reblogged this from yerawizardharry
    67. hc140 answered: Sartre+Buddha++A::only　it is nature or human thinking ^^ marx say may equal
    68. the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet reblogged this from precarious-peace and added:
      “Bok bok bok bokkkk”?.
    69. dontcallmepnut reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    70. erikadimaguila reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    71. veilnebula reblogged this from yerawizardharry
    72. indiescribe reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    73. precarious-peace reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    74. thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad answered: BECAUSE HE’S COOL
    75. pieee reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    76. thesweetestpsychopath answered: Haha…Jack Nicholson and Johnny Cochran are good
    77. corvidae30 reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    78. gilmoure answered: To get a job.
    79. gilmoure reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
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    82. awesome-everyday answered: there was corn over there… or maybe a liquor store?
    83. kayechichas reblogged this from yerawizardharry
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    87. puremadness answered: Why not?
    88. criminanal answered: The chicken had to try a new feeling; on the other side everything is vice-versa, the eggs….
    89. iskywhiskyizzytizzy reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    90. kari-shma answered: Zulaika
    91. themartian answered: because. :O
    92. mysharedstuff answered: i agree with Jack Nicholson! lol
    93. ogvanillagorilla reblogged this from lickystickypickyme and added:
      HEY STALLION, PUFFS, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
    94. nickythinkstoomuch answered: to get to the other side
    95. ogvanillagorilla answered: TO ESCAPE THE COLONEL’S FACIST REGIME
    96. prospektmarch reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    97. mfs answered: me: because i need to go to work! explain… my nick is FRANGO which means chicken!!!
    98. yerawizardharry reblogged this from lickystickypickyme
    99. kbcdefg answered: To survive from the wrath of Ondoy
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